So I like DiGiornos. They make some pretty good frozen pizzas, and I have to give them credit for being one of the innovators in the frozen pizza space. But this madness needs to stop. I was unpacking one of their personal sized frozen pies for my consumption the other night, when I was dismayed …
Category Archive: Drage
Sep 10
Dre’s Famous BBQ Ribs Recipe : Revealed!
I like to think of myself as a connoisseur of BBQ. Growing up in the Midwest, meat & potatoes were king and over time I think I’ve gotten pretty good at making all varieties of those two things. My friends seem to rave whenever I whip up a batch of my famous BBQ ribs, so …
Aug 09
The Watermelons Must Die! [Part 1]
It’s no secret that I don’t like watermelons. As far as fruit goes, I think they’re unparalleled in terms of suckitude. You’ve got seeds and rind to deal with, the texture is kinda leathery and creepy, and frankly, they don’t really taste like much. It’s like, ooooh, yay, a bunch of work to get a little bit …
Jul 07
When Life Gives You Lemons… Set Them Ablaze.
“Alright, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade – make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you …
Jun 16
The 5am Excel Blues
Fuck you Excel, it’s 5am. I don’t have time for your shit. So here I am, pulling an all-nighter analyzing some important data for work, and Excel just won’t do what I want it to do. Apparently the SQL integers I pasted into that bitch are showing up as strings and wont compare to the …