Sep 07

“Burn the heretic. Kill the mutant. Purge the unclean.”

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This is quite possibly the best piece of movie swag I have ever gotten.

Some movies will give you crap like sunglasses you will never wear. Others will give you posters that will gather dust in the basement because you will “eventually want to decorate thew playroom.”

The swag geniuses of Contagion saw the possibilities and swung for the fences: a bottle of hand sanitizer.

Having seen the movie I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt it’s the perfect item.

You see, the film is about a plague that goes rampant across the world and kills millions. Why? Because people are filthy disgusting degenerates who don’t wash their hands often enough. Hence: free hand sanitizer. I was not even a little surprised to see people using the sanitizer right after the movie as they were walking back to their cars.

Message received.

Short note about the movie after the cut

There should be a warning sign on the poster to avoid the film at all costs if you are prone to Hypochondria (the belief that physical symptoms are signs of a serious illness, even when there is no medical evidence to support the presence of an illness), Mysophobia (fear of being contaminated with dirt or germs) or even Chiropto-swinophobia (Bing it :).

Good movie though. See Trailer below.



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