Jul 05

Real Life Fruit Ninja

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What happens when you get a bunch of geeks soak them in alcohol, give them a sword and fruit on Independence Day? The expected answer should be severed limbs, cops, paramedics, a visit to the hospital and possibly a lawsuit.

Luckily for us, we were very careful with our 4th of July adventures. Someone mentioned Fruit Ninja and then we started looking for fruit to chop up with swords. First @Justmisstique went apeshit on a some cantaloupe cutting it into pieces. Lawjick followed suit, slicing the larger chunks into even smaller nuggets, making it practically impossible for me to julienne them in mid-air.

Later that evening, we got a few watermelons.

Now the watermelon was too heavy to toss into the air quite properly, so Dre and/or Lawjick and/or someone else came up with a rope and stick type of contraption to hold it up. Then Dre got dressed up like Ezio from Assassin’s Creed to do this…


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  1. Karma

    Damn it. My schedule always makes me miss the crazy stuff.

    1. @Psyfallen

      That would be the “Life” part winning over the “Geek” part. Happens to the best of us.

      1. @Psyfallen

        PS: Not rainbow.

  2. PeanutBee

    You know the rules. I get the carcass of anything that dies by the hand of GVL. I shall expect their fruity bones to be left in a ziplock bag and taped to my door by morning.

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