How to make Cronotose Rejoice…
Last year for the annual festival that we’ve grown to love, PAX, we all pulled out our various gaming wangs and compared sizes. Cronotose whipped his out in the line to get in the door. His N-Gage. We stared at it in confusion and befuddlement. Could it be? One of us actually had one of these monstrosities? And worse, why was I oh so tempted to mod it with an external hard drive and a new processor?
We all knew the system was dead. Apparently, we were wrong. It’s a zombie. Instead of revamping the dreaded taco, they’re going to use existing phones and adjust the operations procedures and systems.
Go ahead, Cronotose, laugh at our lack of foresight. 
Posted Wednesday, January 31, 2007