December 3, 2008 | The Geeks shall inherit the Earth | Log in

PS3 Vs British Prisons

By Joe

Ok, first thing’s first. Why the hell would prisoners in England get PS3’s? You’re telling me that I could break the law over there, and the thought of them giving me one to play while I toil away the hours before I’m released playing…oh…wait. That’s right. Being stuck with the PS3 is cruel and unusual punishment.

There’s good reason for this, they say. It’s the online capabilities and the wifi connection to the PSP as well. Just think. The British government is worried that criminals would be plotting via the PS3. And they’re taking it as a serious threat.

I’d totally plan my prison break on one of those things. The box itself would be an awesome weapon!

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