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New Games for the week of Sept 3-10

By Jon

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Wait a sec, Stranglehold is a video game collaboration between action film master John Woo and Chow Yun-Fat? Did you see “Hard Boiled“? They both collaborated on that and it kicked so much ass, my couch fell apart. The game is a sort o sequel to the movie, Chow even reprises his role as Tequila. The hardest level of the game is even called Hard Boiled. I want this game. A lot. Anybody need a spare kidney?

A puzzle games called “I Love Kittens“… but who doesn’t love kittens? I’ll tell you who, Nazis that’s who. Dirty kitten hating Nazis. Who incidentally hate puppies as well. Stay tuned for more developments on the “I Love Kittens 2: Takin’ down some Nazis” a 3rd person shooter.

Hudson’s Adventure Island is one of the first games I ever played all the way through. I wonder if I can actually do it again? Only one way to find out…

(09.04.07)
Wii Virtual Console
Adventure Island (NES) Action
Bonk 3: Bonk’s Big Adventure (TGfx 16) Action
Donkey Kong Jr. Math (NES) Puzzle
LandStalker: The Treasures of King Nole (Genesis) RPG

(09.04.07)
Anacapri - The Dream (PC) Adventure
Hearts of Iron Anthology (PC) Strategy
Panzer Killer (PC) Action
Seven Kingdoms: Conquest (PC) Strategy

(09.04.07)
Garfield’s Nightmare (DS) Action
I Love Kittens (PC) Puzzle
I Love Puppies (PC) Puzzle
Legends of Norrath: Oathbound (PC) Puzzle
Medal of Honor: Airborne (PC/X360) Action
Naruto: Uzumaki Chronicles 2 (PS2) Action
Sherlock Holmes: The Awakened (PC) Adventure
The Sims 2: Bon Voyage (PC) Simulation
Worms: Open Warfare 2 (DS/PSP) Strategy

(09.05.07)
Cyberball 2072 (X360) Sports
Fatal Fury Special (X360) Action
Pool Party (Wii) Sports
Stranglehold (X360) Action

(09.06.07)
Crazy Frog Racer (PS2) Driving

7 Responses to “New Games for the week of Sept 3-10”

  1. Doug said:

    Well, since we’re going down the cute kitten road, I must needs share mine favorite as well: http://icanhascheezburger.com/?s=bearcat

  2. Jon said:

    For some reason, I didn’t think anyone would click on the “I Love Kittens” link. It was an easter egg of sorts. I think it’s the fourth one I put in and this one is the first one that has been found. I smell another challenge :D.

    Wait a sec… you mean you actually wanted more info on the Kitten game? Dude, you have issues. WoW has rotted your brain :P

  3. Doug said:

    You mean it’s not a real game?!?! You bastard!

    Nah, I was simply gullible enough to need the link to confirm it was not, in fact, an actual game. WoW has rotted my brain though, so you were half right. ;-)

  4. Jon said:

    It is in fact a real game. I just couldn’t find any actual documentation on t apart from the listing.

    I couldn’t make this shit up. See for yourself:
    http://www.gamespot.com/pc/puzzle/ilovekittens/index.html

  5. Doug said:

    But thats… That can’t be… I mean, who would actually make it?

  6. Jon said:

    I found this about the game, I think I peed myself a little while reading it:

    Fun Adventures, Fascinating Puzzles, and Fast Action Games! In I Love Kittens! all cat lovers can help precious kittens who need love and affection to be playful and happy. Just like a good mother cat, you can also teach them lessons they need to learn with fun and exciting kitten training programs.

    Features:

    * Teach cute kittens lesson they need to learn with 8 Kitten Training Programs
    * Take good care of your Kitten and keep him/her safe, happy and healthy with 6 Great Kitten Exercises
    * Play with your kitten with Fun Games
    * Earn a treasure chest of Rewards

    Key words: Fast Action Games! This game is the new WoW. You heard it here first.

  7. Doug said:

    You know, my character in WoW is druid that can turn into a cat. So even though you meant your comment as a joke, suggesting that people take care of animals in a MMORPG environment is too cloes to the truth.

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