+3 to INT when checking potty ettiquette
Children.
They have to learn how to listen to their bodies. It’s a skill that needs to be acquired.
But how can you help them on their quest of defeating the porcelain villaness? Level them up sufficiently to make them master the skill set needed to strike their target with no fail? Roll sixes as they venture into the dungeon of the potty room?
Make them watch Japaneses instructional videos, of course…
Posted Friday, September 28, 2007

I want people to come and sing in the bathroom when I take a dump.
Volunteers?
…..
Oh no they dit’int
Oh dear lord.