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Don’t Forget Your Towels!

Maybe all those “normal” people might not realize it, tomorrow (May 25) marks the date of three important holidays for us:

Universal Day of the Jedi
Geek/Nerd Pride Day

and, of course

Towel Day

The first two, of course, picked the date because of May 25, 1977, the release of the original Star Wars movie.

The latter picked it’s date, because it was 2 weeks after the death of Douglas Adams, author of the wondrous series “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”. However, here’s a bit of fun trivia:

Open up your computer’s calculator and set it to View > Scientific. Then set it to Hex. Add together the numerical date of Towel Day (5+25). Then switch it back to Decimal mode. ^-^

Whichever day you’re celebrating, have fun, and don’t forget your towel!

Hunting the Comibukus Nerdus

By Jon

Braving the trek down I-5, and through the urban jungle of downtown Seattle, I made my way to explore the elusive beast rarely seem outside of his natural habitat. These creatures of near mythical nature goes by many names: comic geek, fanboy & Grandma’s baby boy. Also known as Comibukis Nerdus in latin. My futile search for more information on this subculture returned very little results. The library barely had any literature on these creatures; all I could find were comments about something called “Furries” and “Cosplayers”. Clutching a can of mace firmly with one hand and a crucifix in the other, I opened the doors to the Washington State Convention Center and entered the Emerald City Comic Con.

My hunt would soon be proven far easier than I had at first expected, not only do the Comibukis Nerdus travel in herds much like the South American Alpacas (Vicugna pacos), but also they like to wait in line for long periods of time waiting to be let in to the holding pens (also known as the convention floor).

The first thing that hit me was that these people have passion. Not only the fans, but the creators as well. Rare were the independent artist that wouldn’t sign and make a quick doodle on a blank page or sign a copy of your copy of a book that they had a hand in creating. They always seemed to greet fans with smiles, not only because, chances are you will buy something, but also it’s nice to see the fans, it’s an acknowledgment of all the hard work that they do.

I have to admit though, that while watching some of the higher renowned artists, they seemed a little bit more jaded. Again here the Comibukis Nerdus will wait in long hour long lines in hopes of getting something signed. Some more in demand and popular artists will spend something akin to 25 weekends a year away from home at a different conventions. With the ability to sell each sketch for a few hundred dollars each is a very good motivator for cross country travel. But it’s about the fans, at least that’s what we all want to believe whether it’s true or not.

During a panel hosted by webcomic authors Dave Kellet (Sheldon), Scott Kurtz (PvP), Brad Guigar (Evil Inc.) and Kris Straub (Starslip Crisis) (all of whom have also written a book together entitled How To Make Webcomics), Kurtz, made a valid point: their comics have no subscription fee, they make make no real money upfront for their creation. All the money comes from merchandising. Whether it’s books collecting their work, t-shirts with their characters emblazoned on them or even coffee mugs. The money comes from the fans showing their appreciation to the work that they do. Without the fans, there is nothing.

Now our subject, the Comibukis Nerdus (sub category: Jous Louius) has found something which confounds him. Self admittedly, he has been out of the loop for quite a few years. Money, life, and other indispositions have prevented him to keep up with current trends as much as he has in the past.

“Final Crisis? Batman RIP? Sinestro Corps? Secret Invasions (some fan brought up a question about the Skrulls)? What the hell is going on?” he exclaimed during a DC Nation panel hosted by the folks at DC Comics.

Falling out of comics is easy to do and hard to get back into. Companies always promise jumping back in points and trade paper backs so you can see what you were missing, but the costs can be rather high and in my personal opinion, you should only do it if you want to be for a short run. The trick with comics is that stories are meant to affect the in the long run, rather than the short run. You can see it on covers all over the convention hall: “Batman takes a new direction!”, “The event that will change the Marvel Universe forever!”

Here’s the secret: there always will be another universe changing event, there always will be another storyline, there is no real end in sight. No other form of media can live on such a business plan. Can you imagine watching the 60th season of Friends, when Joey gets a diaper rash? How about “Nightmare on Elm Street 75: Freddy’s wheelchair!” Of course not. There has to be an end to everything right? If you even dare say death, you don’t know comics. Death is not an end, it’s a chance to reboot a character.

The fans don’t care. They love the art, they love the stories and really that’s all that matters. Fans might ween themselves off comics but the fan base is self-regenerating. Some people still care as much about comics now as they did when they were kids. One Comibukis Nerdus (sub-catergory Jousus Daddus) was even willing to shell out $200 for a single issue of a comic: “Detective Comics” issue 225. Why, I asked. “I like Martian Manhunter.” And that seems perfectly reasonable to me.

As the event comes to close, the costumed people, change back to their normal clothes. The artists and writers catch flights out of town. Local artists pack up their unsold goods and fill up their vans before heading home. The Comibukis Nerdus collect their purchased art and signed comics and head home.

Some fans will seal their comics never to read them again (lets call them Comibukis Collectorus). Others like the Jous Louius will read their comics. No matter how old the comics are or how much the comics cost they will enjoy them and keep them to let their children read them when they come of age. Because that’s what true fans do. We call those Comibukis Loveris.

And to them, all is good in the jungle world of comics.

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

Well, this is my first time writing a movie review, so bear with me. ^-^ (or wait, did I do one for Harry Potter? Don’t remember. It’s still my first for a movie that hasn’t yet been released…)

Anyway, I got a chance to attend the advance screening of The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian down at Pacific Place theater last night, and man was it awesome. I do consider myself a fan of the books, although, truthfully, I can only remember a definite reading of three of the seven books in the series (The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe, Voyage of the Dawn Traeder, and The Magician’s Nephew). I do have some vague memories of watching at least part of the BBC rendition of Prince Caspian, but that far back and in elementary school is too long ago for me to remember clearly.

What this means, is that I pretty much went into the movie with a clean slate, not having preconceptions of what should (or shouldn’t) be in the movie. I also didn’t have expectations on what the plot would be or anything. And I thoroughly enjoyed myself. As did the rest of the audience, if the laughter, applause, and other cues of audible enjoyment were any indication.

Warning, there be spoilers ahead.

The movie opens in the Telmarine castle, where the wife of Miraz is giving birth to a son. Miraz is the brother of the dead King, and seems to be serving as regent for his nephew Caspian, the rightful heir to the throne (honestly, since Caspian seems to be “of age”, I don’t know why Caspian hadn’t been crowned king, and the position that Miraz actually held was never quite explained… However, I didn’t notice these things until almost three hours after I got out of the movie, which is a good thing). Since he now has an heir of his own, the only thing keeping him from claiming the throne for himself is Caspian, so he sends out guards to take care of him. However, Caspian’s tutor, Cornelius, gets to Caspian first, and helps him escape from the castle, entrusting a small bundle to him. He doesn’t tell Caspian what the bundle is, just that it should not be used unless the situation is desperate. While escaping, Caspian is felled by a low branch in the forest, and, thinking that all is lost, uses the precious bundle, which was Susan’s horn, given to her by Father Christmas, to use in the battle against the armies of the White Witch.

Meanwhile, in the real world, Lucy is trying to reach Susan, who’s reading a magazine. She says it’s important, and it turns out that Peter has gotten himself into a fight, and the girls can only stand in the crowd as he is beaten up. After the fight is broken up (given the uniforms and the time period, I’m thinking it’s Nazi martial police), the four wait for their train, but as a train passes them, they see that the station is slowly disappearing, and after the train has gone, they are in a cave on a beach. After frolicking in the waves a bit, they notice some ruins, and begin to explore them. Not remembering ruins during their last trip to Narnia, the siblings realize that these ruins are Cair Paravel, and wonder at how long it’s been since they were last there.

Meanwhile, Caspian has been taken in by Nikabrik the black-Dwarf, and Trufflehunter the badger, who are friends of Trumpkin, a dwarf who was captured by Miraz’s forces while keeping them from finding Caspian. Caspian convinces the two that if they can help him defeat Miraz, that he’ll free Narnia from the control of the Telmarines, and they set off to find other Narnians who can help them.

The Pevensie children, at the same time, encounter Trumpkin as he’s about to be drowned by two Telmarine soldiers, and rescue him. He grudgingly recognizes them for who they are, and show them that a lot has happened to Narnia since they left. In fact, most of the troubles started after they left and Aslan disappeared. While the children travel to find the Narnians’ stronghold, and Caspian begins to organize the Narnians for revolt, Miraz makes his plans to get rid of the Narnians once and for all, finishing what his ancestors had started.

Peter and Caspian, both seeing themselves as the “alpha male,” disagree on how they should face the Telmarine army. Eventually, Peter, reminding everyone that he is High King of Narnia, leads them in an attack on the Telmarine castle. Edmund would be dropped onto a tower first, and then signal for the others to advance. Peter, Caspian, Susan, and Trumpkin would then be dropped into the castle, where they had two goals: Open the gates to the castle, and get Miraz. Reepicheep, a talking mouse swordsman, led his mice in lowering the drawbridge. This would allow the Narnian army to storm the castle. Unfortunately, due to a confrontation with Miraz, the Telmarines are able to fight back, and end up trapping and killing half the Narnian army in the courtyard of the castle.

Back at the Narnians’ stronghold, they prepare for their final stand against the Telmarines, as Lucy and Susan rush off to find Aslan. Caspian informs Peter that, now that Miraz has become king (as Caspian was known to be part of the invading force, and declared a traitor), that there are certain traditions that Miraz has no choice but to comply with. Int his vein, Peter sends Edmund to the Telmarine camp with a challenge for Miraz: One-on-one duel to the death, with the losing side surrendering. However, after Miraz loses, and both Peter and Caspian refuse to kill him, he is killed by his own Lord Glozelle, who declares to the army that Miraz was murdered, and the battle begins. Susan (who had separated from Lucy to fend off pursuit, and was subsequently rescued by Caspian) led the archers, Peter and Edmund led the ground troops, and Caspian led the calvary underground, both to get behind the enemy army, as well as to create a sinkhole in the middle of the battlefield, to take out the enemy’s calvary.

The battle was not going well for the Narnians, until the trees joined the battle, Aslan having awakened them during his meeting with Lucy. The Telmarines retreated to the river, only to face the Narnian army one one side, and, on the far side of the bridge, one little girl, armed only with a dagger. Well, one little girl and the large lion next to her, whose roar summoned a water spirit to take out Glozelle and the bridge, effectively ending the war.

After much celebrations and Caspian is crowned king, Aslan tells the Telmarines of their origin, and offers to send any who wish it back to their original world. A few take him up on his offer, but others are wary that they’d be sent to their demises. To prove that Aslan was trustworthy, the Pevensies decide to go back, even though Peter and Susan know that they will never return to Narnia, although Edmund and Lucy may. They pass through Aslan’s portal, and are back at the train station, just as their train arrives.

As I said earlier, I haven’t read the book. But my roommate, who has, was there with me, and was able to fill me in on changes to the story. The first one was when the horn was blown. Apparently, in the book, the horn wasn’t blown until after the siege on the castle, and, thus, the children didn’t come to Narnia until then. Also, the sub-plot (very sub-plot) of a budding romance between Susan and Caspian was added as well.

The graphics in the movie are awesome, although the scene between Lucy and what I’m assuming was a forest spirit/wood nymph of some sort was a little jarring, since the CG didn’t look as natural as I would have expected, but the overall graphics were great.

I’ve never been one to really notice the music in movies unless it stands out (which is ironic, since I do for anime), but I never caught a bad spot in the music, and there were a few points that really stood out as good.

Overall, I highly recommend the movie. I have half a mind to go see it again this weekend.

If only I weren’t afraid of heights…

Check this out. Someone actually built a working jet pack. If I weren’t so afraid of heights, I would so want one.

Coming Soon to GvsL HQ

By Jon

The GVL gang is relocating its headquarters! The old lair served its purpose for the time being, but now it’s time for greener pastures, namely, a backyard. With that green stuff that people have to mow and shit (We’ve been living in downtown Seattle too damn long).

We’re packing up the consoles and tearing down the bookcases. But with the new locale, we get advantages too. Big advantages like room. Lots of room. What will we do with all this room? Let me show you.

That right because sometimes gamers need to get their hands dirty too. It’s perfect for conflict resolution and we needed a place to eat at besides the coffee table.

More info to be released as it becomes available…

Warmest regards,

J & J